Go cow or go home.
—Sameen Shaw (via sameenshaw)

(Source: eve6watchesthebees)

stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

Artist:
Track: Thomas Writes Sins Not Tragedies

consultingdragoninthetardis:

a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME omfg

comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

major-cosmic-shift:

That episode went from weird to HOLY FUCKING SHIT to AWWW that’s so cute to CRYING in a very short period of time

fendistraw:

"can you have kids?"

"….no…"

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

boicult:

me as hell

(Source: perpetuallystrange)

vonmunsterr:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST
CAT NEST
CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.
CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

vonmunsterr:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST

CAT NEST

CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

(Source: lickystickypickyshe)

Sara’s phone rings in the middle of their Q&A (x)

(Source: sara-is-not-my-hero)

(Source: golgothan)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji
Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)
Casadei pumps ($1,300)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

(Source: plompk)

loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

(Source: croatianbarbiexoxo)